ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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