And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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