We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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