no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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