also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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