Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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