At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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