whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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