love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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