I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
4 words: hood of his car
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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