He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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