Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So squirting runs in the family.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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