Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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