is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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