Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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