i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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