super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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