She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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