God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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