I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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