just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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