Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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