If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she looked like the before picture.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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