best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Quick, to the slutcave!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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