Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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