Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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