Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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