I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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