fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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