This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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