I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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