Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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