never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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