YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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