I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She bit a glass in half.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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