Small penises have feelings too.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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