Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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