Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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