you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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