On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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