i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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