I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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