seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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