I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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