haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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