one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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