return my video game
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
