You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
