i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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