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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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(607): View more from New York

How was dinner with ur grandparents?

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I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."

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(859): View more from Kentucky

The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers

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(207): View more from Maine

had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing

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