Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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