Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When are your genitals available?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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