Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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