whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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