...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Houston, we have a squirter
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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